"This sentence is a lie. "
"I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time "
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F. "
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries. "
"Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines. "
"If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks. "
"The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon. "
"Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough! "
"Smiles are contagious, be a carrier. "
"You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!' "
"I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it. "
"Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business. "
"Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage. "
"Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it "
"A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism. "
"The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa. "
"We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided. "
"There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. "
"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. "
"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. "
"You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can. "
"There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link. "
"I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake. "
"You're a smart cookie. "
"People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right. "
"In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state. "
"Keep your head up and be patient. "
"Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you. "
"MAGA! "
"You light up the room. "