""Clinton didn't get an Indian in the end, The Guardian noted: The Clintons and Blairs went to a French restaurant."
Was the Indian food he wanted to eat a human Indian?"
"Good pitcher. Great pitcher. Very great."
"I thought this was the same kid as Little Giants, but nope"
"The 2nd amendment is more absolute than you, Mr. President, a servant to the Constitution."
"I've never had much of an issue getting to a poll or showing an ID when voting? What's so upsetting about this?"
"Why? So they can be pussy snowflakes too?"
"Spin it any way you want. That's devil worship."
"Like seriously, what the heck is wrong with people? To openly invite the devil into your life life this. Unbelievable"
"That's why it was funny then and still funny now. Shows don't push boundaries any more."
"Happy birthday, Future Mr. President"
"so is GOD"
"Do NOT dismiss prayer. It is very powerful."
"It's not like any of you have ever misssspellld something?"
"Most presidents choose libraries as their legacy. Obama chooses a gas station."
"Pretty funny, but is this newsworthy? "
"Time to get real jobs, hookers!"
"Like, does Yahoo WANT more people to chop off their tits? This sounds like a persuasion piece."
"Can't keep the dogs under control. How's he gonna keep the country under control?"
"Why is it that I like John Mayer more now that everyone wants to cancel him?"
"One of the first Catholic things this pope has said."
"Well, now that we know what DIDN'T happen, how about telling us what REALLY happened?"
"White Vision's life matters."
"Hollywood is such a circle jerk"
"Spoiler alert: No one cares!"
"Wow. Dr Suess getting cancelled? What the fuck?"
"Cash grab, anyone?"