"Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you. "
"Constipated people don't give a crap. "
"You are what your deep, driving desire is. "
"Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. "
"Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. "
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein "
"Don't wait. The time will never be just right. "
"Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. "
"If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. "
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. "
"What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out. "
"Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation. "
"I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too. "
"My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting. "
"Nothing will work unless you do. "
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way. "
"Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before "
"The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives. "
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "
"I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before. "
"Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't. "
"Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are. "
"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray "
"Integrity is determined behavior. "
"Trump 2024! "
"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’ "
"I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom. "
"I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray "
"If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself. "
"Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin. "