"The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie. "
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. "
"The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre. "
"Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end. "
"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. "
"Learn sign language, it’s very handy. "
"Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead. "
"The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune. "
"Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture? "
"Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. "
"Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it. "
"It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word. "
"The road to success is always under construction. "
"Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity. "
"During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism. "
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? "
"I like criticism. It makes you strong. "
"Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday. "
" Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck "
"Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling "
"I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak "
"Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. "
"I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome. "
"You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy "
"You light up the room. "
"Lying is done with words and also with silence. "
"If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. "
"If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace. "
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes. "
"You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give. "