"I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it. "
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives. "
"You always know just what to say. "
"Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. "
"The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy. "
"You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy "
"Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel. "
"Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority. "
"Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. "
"hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? "
"If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible? "
"Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing? "
"It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right. "
"Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach. "
"Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done. "
"The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb "
"You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real. "
"The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie. "
"Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad. "
"Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there. "
"I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them. "
"It is never too late to be what you might have been. "
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught. "
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "
"People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such. "
"The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie. "
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot "
"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? "
"The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism. "
"I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now. "