"Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will. "
"Every moment is a fresh beginning. "
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent. "
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. "
"Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped! "
"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’ "
"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East "
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright "
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes. "
"How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh? "
"If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. "
"A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies. "
"1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea. "
"This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this. "
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. "
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet. "
"It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word. "
"Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight) "
"I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. "
"Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul. "
"I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run. "
"This is not information anyone needed. "
"I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice! "
"Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on "
"Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it. "
"People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity. "
"Change is good, but dollars are better. "
"No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant. "
"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. "
"Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue. "