"The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. "
"Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too. "
"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. "
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. "
"In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight. "
"It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word. "
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. "
"Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them. "
"The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray. "
"Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back. "
"Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me "
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up. "
"Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never! "
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
"Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin. "
"My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray "
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. "
"I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes. "
"May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. "
"My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right! "
"It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright "
"I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed. "
"Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong. "
"The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about. "
"Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time. "
"It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war. "
"Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. "
"I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying "
"The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth. "