"America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race. "
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. "
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives. "
"Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears. "
"I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome. "
"It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise. "
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. "
"From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph. "
"The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible. "
"You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will. "
"Politics have no relation to morals. "
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain. "
"No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth. "
"You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. "
"Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it. "
"Thank God I’m an atheist. "
"True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground. "
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright "
"I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts? "
"Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. "
"You're a smart cookie. "
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party. "
"Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. "
"All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field. "
"To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice. "
"You are really courageous. "
"Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. "
"Change your thoughts and you change your world. "
"Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do. "