"You should be proud of yourself. "
"In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state. "
"Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will. "
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. "
"Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. "
"So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine. "
"Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel. "
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. "
"God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin "
"Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people. "
"Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing. "
"You're a smart cookie. "
"Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything. "
"Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success. "
"When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property. "
"I really like this! "
"If only common sense were more common. "
"Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors. "
"True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same. "
"God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin "
"Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying "
"We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. "
"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson "
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. "
"Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. "
"So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine. "
"You're wonderful. "
"Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else. "
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door! "
"Change your thoughts and you change your world. "