"Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. "
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. "
"I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it. "
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. "
"Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. "
"You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart. "
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. "
"You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. "
"I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak "
"Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. "
"Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred. "
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries. "
"In other words, you're fucked. "
"Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going. "
"Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger. "
"Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket. "
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’ "
"The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one? "
"Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. "
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush "
"I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates "
"I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. "
"One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore! "
"Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it. "
"I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink. "
"You have the courage of your convictions. "
"Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach. "
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. "
"A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come. "
"Love it! "