"You can't fix or repair or save toxic people. "
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns "
"The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth. "
"The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions. "
"If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment. "
"Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel. "
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. "
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries. "
"You help me be the best version of myself. "
"A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent. "
"Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth. "
"Concentration is the secret of strength. "
"I gotta say, Blarify is the shit! "
"It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press. "
"Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done. "
"Constipated people don't give a crap. "
"Anyone here? "
"You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. "
"Can't we all just get along? "
"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. "
"Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them. "
"My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy. "
"There is a god. And He hates us. "
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. "
"How do trees access the internet? They log in. "
"When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down "
"Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. "
"It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher. "
"Why do I read these things? "
"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. "