"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener. "
"Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl. "
"Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute. "
"How do trees access the internet? They log in. "
"He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio "
"Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do. "
"How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants? "
"The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible. "
"I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls. "
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. "
"...not that anyone cares "
"Don’t trade in your integrity for influence. "
"I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit. "
"You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time. "
"Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear. "
"If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need. "
"Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important. "
"Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. "
"Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.” "
"If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong. "
"That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up. "
"Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile! "
"Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths. "
"Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else. "
"There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends. "
"Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. "
"Cool story bro. "
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? "
"Keep your heads up! We are sinking! "