"What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips. "
"If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener. "
"A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. "
"How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants? "
"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you. "
"My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right! "
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open. "
"Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. "
"You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans. "
"Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms! "
"If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back. "
"When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible. "
"Life is always rocky when you’re a gem. "
"It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong. "
"The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. "
"A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need. "
"You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. "
"What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks. "
"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. "
"Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse. "
"Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity. "
"A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. "
"Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear. "
"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray "
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F. "
"Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do. "
"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. "
"Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying. "
"Our community is better because you're in it. "