"My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy. "
"I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them. "
"It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility! "
"My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. "
"If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again. "
"Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will. "
"Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid. "
"The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa. "
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. "
"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. "
"Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours "
"I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong. "
"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all. "
"Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you. "
"No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant. "
"Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change. "
"When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation. "
"Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness. "
"First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin "
"At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark. "
"The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth. "
"Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.” "
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway. "
"Lying is done with words and also with silence. "
"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. "
"When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity. "
"No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth. "
"Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions. "
"When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners. "
"Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure. "