"My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. "

"The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. "

"Change is good, but dollars are better. "

"Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar. "

"Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text. "

"A man who lies cannot love. "

"You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race. "

"People living deeply have no fear of death. "

"A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones "

"The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. "

"A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle "

"I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now. "

"Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. "

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"The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. "

"One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility. "

"When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic. "

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. "

"We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much. "

"So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine. "

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. "

"Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do. "

"The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. "

"I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her. "

"Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions. "

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. "

"Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse. "

"It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live. "

"You're a candle in the darkness. "

"I get enough exercise pushing my luck. "