"The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. "
"Change is good, but dollars are better. "
"Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar. "
"Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text. "
"A man who lies cannot love. "
"You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race. "
"People living deeply have no fear of death. "
"A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones "
"The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. "
"A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle "
"I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now. "
"Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. "
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"The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. "
"One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility. "
"When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic. "
"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. "
"We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much. "
"So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine. "
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. "
"Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do. "
"The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. "
"I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her. "
"Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions. "
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. "
"Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse. "
"It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live. "
"You're a candle in the darkness. "
"I get enough exercise pushing my luck. "
"My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. "