"Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate. "
"My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting. "
"Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today. "
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. "
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’ "
"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. "
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. "
"Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad. "
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’ "
"Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong. "
"Amen! "
"Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious. "
"You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy "
"A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep. "
"Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you "
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. "
"A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones "
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. "
"Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it. "
"Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you "
"Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me? "
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. "
"Politics is a blood sport. "
"My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy. "
"This just in, I don't give a shit. "
"Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. "
"If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers "
"Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates. "
"When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate. "
"When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers. "