"In other news, the sky is blue. "
"You've got an awesome sense of humor! "
"Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver. "
"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it. "
"To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. "
"Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture? "
"Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it. "
"A few people of integrity can go a long way. "
"You are making a difference. "
"There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up. "
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter. "
"You're like a breath of fresh air. "
"With our thoughts, we make the world. "
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes. "
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain "
"My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. "
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. "
"He who laughs last, didn't get it. "
"Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process. "
"It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right. "
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler. "
"Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. "
"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. "
"Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. "
"The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character. "
"Alright alright alright. "
"The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection. "
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives. "
"Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done. "
"Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears. "