"My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right! "
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. "
"1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea. "
"The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority. "
"Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness. "
"May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. "
"How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh? "
"A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need. "
"I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. "
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. "
"Babies and small animals probably love you. "
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries. "
"Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word. "
"You make my insides jump around in the best way. "
"The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. "
"There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity "
"A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. "
"You light up the room. "
"I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome. "
"Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything. "
"Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. "
"Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself. "
"FAKE news!!! "
"I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent. "
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. "
"Thank you for being there for me. "
"If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener. "
"Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. "
"Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others. "
"Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. "