"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. "

"You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times. "

"Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people. "

"The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie. "

"Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. "

"My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. "

"Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home. "

"Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin. "

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’ "

"Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. "

"Again, this is really, really bad advice. "

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter. "

"It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass. "

"If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission. "

"But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say "

"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. "

"Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. "

"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. "

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. "

"You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do. "

"Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you! "

"Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them. "

"You have the best style. "

"Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade. "

"Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear. "

"It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind. "

"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner "

"There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism. "

"The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself. "

"The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story. "