"Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. "
"Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.” "
"Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck. "
"There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link. "
"Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say. "
"You've got an awesome sense of humor! "
"You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too. "
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. "
"How do trees access the internet? They log in. "
"In other words, you're fucked. "
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler. "
"Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel. "
"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. "
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush "
"I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. "
"Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives. "
"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. "
"I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome. "
"I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow. "
"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. "
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing. "
"Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do "
"IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got. "
"No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success. "
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it. "
"Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground. "
"Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together. "
"Keep your heels, head and standards high. "
"Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them. "
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry "