"Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it. "

"Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked. "

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. "

"Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. "

"You're really something special. "

"I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now. "

"Jokes are funnier when you tell them. "

"A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. "

"There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.' "

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. "

"To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it. "

"I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray "

"Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color. "

"No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store. "

"How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing? "

"A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. "

"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. "

"If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong. "

"Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit. "

"Life is always rocky when you’re a gem. "

"Best day ever! "

"Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite. "

"If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need. "

"Change your thoughts and you change your world. "

"It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher. "

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. "

"No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant. "

"Patriotism is a menace to liberty. "

"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. "

"Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe. "