"Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead. "
"A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. "
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. "
"Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.” "
"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. "
"I get enough exercise pushing my luck. "
"Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped! "
"Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another. "
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. "
"You can't fix or repair or save toxic people. "
"The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity. "
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. "
"It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy. "
"You've got an awesome sense of humor! "
"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. "
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. "
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. "
"The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins "
"Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it. "
"If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them. "
"Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this? "
"If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic. "
"I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry. "
"wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up? "
"I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making. "
"Death is hereditary. "
"If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace. "
"A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. "
" Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck "