"A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. "
"With great power comes an even greater electricity bill. "
"I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode. "
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. "
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength. "
"[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright "
"When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity. "
"You are strong. "
"If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers "
"Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms! "
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’ "
"He who wakes up early, yawns all day long. "
"Your perspective is refreshing. "
"Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses. "
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. "
"I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. "
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. "
"A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times. "
"If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around.. "
"I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests. "
"If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner "
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein "
"How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing? "
"You're like a breath of fresh air. "
"The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about. "
"My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead. "
"I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom. "
"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. "
"When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal. "