"Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge. "
"Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity. "
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine. "
"You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah "
"As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it! "
"Anyone here? "
"Why are there news stories like this? "
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. "
"Love it! "
"The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one. "
"The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened. "
"Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. "
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. "
"Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them. "
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door! "
"Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never! "
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin "
"Action is the foundational key to all success. "
"When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault. "
"We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided. "
"The ballot is stronger than the bullet. "
"This sentence is a lie. "
"Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace. "
"Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open. "
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson "
"A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. "
"If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner "
"It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism. "
"True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right. "
"The purification of politics is an iridescent dream. "