"Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality. "
"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’ "
"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. "
"It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility! "
"You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside. "
"I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them. "
"Death is hereditary. "
"A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks. "
"Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. "
"We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them. "
"Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. "
"Your voice is magnificent. "
"Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone. "
"Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong. "
"You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it. "
"I am too lazy to be lazy. "
"Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray "
"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? "
"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you "
"You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth. "
"Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears. "
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet. "
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. "
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
"My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders. "
"Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least. "
"We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much. "
"I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it. "
"The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible. "
"Smiles are contagious, be a carrier. "