"Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. "
"You've got an awesome sense of humor! "
"Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me "
"A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle. "
"It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people. "
"You help me be the best version of myself. "
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
"Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying. "
"Never underestimate the ego of a politician. "
"The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives. "
"If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace. "
"Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being. "
"To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely. "
"He who laughs last, didn't get it. "
"Your perspective is refreshing. "
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. "
"Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. "
"If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works. "
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book. "
"Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed. "
"A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are. "
"He who laughs last, didn't get it. "
"Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it. "
"Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. "
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty. "
"I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad! "
"Integrity has no need of rules. "
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. "
"Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end. "
"You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again. "