"Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children! "

"Learn sign language, it’s very handy. "

"God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life. "

"Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. "

"Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park. "

"To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely. "

"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’ "

"Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today. "

"If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs. "

"Keep your head up and be patient. "

"One man with courage makes a majority. "

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. "

"Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions. "

"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. "

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. "

"If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar. "

"I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up. "

"Integrity is the first step to true greatness. "

"Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. "

"You are really courageous. "

"For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks. "

"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. "

"If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword. "

"That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up. "

"It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging. "

"Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people. "

"Why do they write stories like this? "

"My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. "

"You are awesome! "

"A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle. "