"What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks. "
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives. "
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. "
"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. "
"It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always. "
"There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity "
"Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. "
"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants. "
"My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. "
"Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. "
"God bless you all!"
"Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling "
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. "
"Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy. "
"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. "
"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along. "
"Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters. "
"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen. "
"To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice. "
"When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it. "
"If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back. "
"Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is. "
"Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. "
"What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up "
"Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. "
"Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? "
"You're someone's reason to smile. "
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. "
"Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success. "
"Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse "