"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? "
"The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep. "
"Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today. "
"You're a smart cookie. "
"There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up. "
"When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you. "
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein "
"There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control. "
"When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property. "
"You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you. "
"When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better. "
"Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen. "
"A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. "
"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. "
"I hates stories like this. "
"You help me be the best version of myself. "
"Thank God I’m an atheist. "
"It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy. "
"When you say you will do something, I trust you. "
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. "
"Either you run the day, or the day runs you. "
"How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh? "
"When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. "
"Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage. "
"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner "
"No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success. "
"Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge. "
"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? "
"Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being. "
"Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there. "