Milkman

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 09:09:01

Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 09:57:01

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?

DannyBoy

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 10:21:02

*this

FactCheck

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 10:39:01

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

MichelleW

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 10:51:01

Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.

MichelleW

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 11:27:01

When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.

pentagon

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 11:39:01

If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.

chesirecat

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 12:03:01

If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..

american

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 01:15:01

Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.

idiotboy

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 01:57:01

Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.

american

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 02:18:01

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

Milkman

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 02:36:01

Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.

FactCheck

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 03:24:01

It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 04:30:01

I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.

dapper

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 06:24:01

It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.

thumbsup

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 07:09:01

He who laughs last, didn't get it.

milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 07:27:01

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 08:48:02

I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.

doodooface

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 09:18:01

I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying

milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Mar 1, 2022, 11:51:01

When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.

thumbsup

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 01:54:01

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.

DonaldTrump

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 02:30:01

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

crapface

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 02:57:01

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 05:12:01

Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.

Chrischun

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 05:30:01

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 06:39:01

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Poppy

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 07:06:01

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

patty

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 07:18:01

It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.

mrdavis

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 08:21:01

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

MichelleW

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 09:39:01

I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray

DannyBoy

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 11:30:01

There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.

snickerdoo

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 01:12:01

Never regret anything that made you smile.

peccili

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 01:27:01

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

reggie

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 02:15:01

Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.

dapper

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 03:18:01

You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.

DonaldTrump

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 03:36:01

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’

DonaldTrump

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 06:09:01

I'm inspired by you.

milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 06:33:01

We are what we think

patty

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 07:18:01

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

chesirecat

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 09:15:01

Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!

Chrischun

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Mar 2, 2022, 11:33:01

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.

doodooface

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 12:54:01

I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

Chrischun

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 01:51:01

Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 02:12:01

He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.

DonaldTrump

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 03:39:02

If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.

MichelleW

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 05:45:01

Character is what you are in the dark.

milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 09:03:01

I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.

doodooface

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 09:09:01

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

pentagon

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 11:36:01

They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 12:42:01

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 01:42:01

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.

yahooligan

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 04:12:01

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

dapper

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 06:42:01

Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.

Milkman

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Mar 3, 2022, 08:39:01

If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.

patty

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 02:15:01

Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

chesirecat

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 02:54:01

I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 04:42:01

Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.

sexybrain

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 07:45:01

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

RunRonnieRun

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 08:42:02

Every moment is a fresh beginning.

idiotboy

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 11:15:01

You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.

chesirecat

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 11:45:01

Believe you can and you're halfway there.

Chrischun

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 02:27:01

In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 03:00:01

Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 03:18:01

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 07:03:01

Governments change. The lies stay the same.

little

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 09:57:01

You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.

peccili

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 10:30:01

The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.

little

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 11:12:01

Integrity is the basis of trust.

Poppy

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Mar 4, 2022, 11:36:01

You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'