milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Aug 5, 2022, 03:36:01

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Chrischun

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Aug 5, 2022, 04:03:01

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

american

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Aug 5, 2022, 06:42:01

You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.

Milkman

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Aug 5, 2022, 07:45:01

Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.

milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Aug 5, 2022, 09:33:01

Thank you for being there for me.

dapper

commented 1 Year ago, Fri, Aug 5, 2022, 09:54:01

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

MichelleW

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Aug 6, 2022, 02:27:01

Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.

american

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Aug 6, 2022, 08:30:01

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Aug 6, 2022, 12:21:01

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.

crapface

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Aug 6, 2022, 01:24:01

The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.

PatMall

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Aug 6, 2022, 01:57:01

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.

DonaldTrump

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Aug 6, 2022, 05:48:01

Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.

patty

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Aug 6, 2022, 05:51:01

It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.

RunRonnieRun

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Aug 6, 2022, 06:36:01

Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.

yahooligan

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 02:51:01

When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down

FactCheck

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 02:57:01

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.

doodooface

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 07:33:01

Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.

Poppy

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 12:54:01

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’

Poppy

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 02:24:01

Wow!

patty

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 07:30:02

Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.

dapper

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 08:21:01

Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.

milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 08:42:01

Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

doodooface

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 08:57:01

Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.

Chrischun

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 09:18:01

I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn

thumbsup

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Aug 7, 2022, 10:30:02

hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

american

commented 1 Year ago, Mon, Aug 8, 2022, 12:30:01

If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.

dapper

commented 1 Year ago, Mon, Aug 8, 2022, 04:24:02

Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying

crapface

commented 1 Year ago, Mon, Aug 8, 2022, 11:45:01

When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.

Poppy

commented 1 Year ago, Mon, Aug 8, 2022, 07:42:01

He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.

snickerdoo

commented 1 Year ago, Mon, Aug 8, 2022, 09:48:01

The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb

idiotboy

commented 1 Year ago, Mon, Aug 8, 2022, 11:21:01

A liar is always lavish of oaths.