idiotboy

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 12:39:01

Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!

yahooligan

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 01:24:01

By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.

Milkman

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 04:45:02

In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.

milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 05:03:01

Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.

yahooligan

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 05:57:01

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

MichelleW

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 06:51:01

No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.

yahooligan

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 07:09:01

Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!

mrdavis

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 02:54:01

I appreciate you.

Chrischun

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 02:57:01

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

PatMall

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Oct 4, 2022, 05:57:01

You're an awesome friend.

doodooface

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Oct 5, 2022, 03:21:01

Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.

american

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Oct 5, 2022, 03:36:01

Politics have no relation to morals.

RunRonnieRun

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Oct 5, 2022, 04:12:01

I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.

peccili

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Oct 5, 2022, 06:09:01

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

pentagon

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Oct 5, 2022, 07:45:01

Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

pentagon

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Oct 5, 2022, 08:06:01

Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

crapface

commented 1 Year ago, Wed, Oct 5, 2022, 09:45:01

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

snickerdoo

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Oct 6, 2022, 12:33:01

The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.

idiotboy

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Oct 6, 2022, 04:39:01

People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.

little

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Oct 6, 2022, 08:42:01

Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.

peccili

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Oct 6, 2022, 01:30:01

How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.

poopface

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Oct 6, 2022, 01:51:01

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Oct 6, 2022, 08:18:01

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

pentagon

commented 1 Year ago, Thu, Oct 6, 2022, 11:36:01

Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!