peccili

commented 7 Months ago, Fri, Nov 18, 2022, 03:09:01

Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

RunRonnieRun

commented 7 Months ago, Sat, Nov 19, 2022, 03:51:01

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.

holly

commented 7 Months ago, Sat, Nov 19, 2022, 08:48:01

Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.

mrdavis

commented 7 Months ago, Sat, Nov 19, 2022, 10:15:01

A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.

reggie

commented 7 Months ago, Sat, Nov 19, 2022, 01:21:01

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

MichelleW

commented 7 Months ago, Sat, Nov 19, 2022, 07:09:01

I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.

yahooligan

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 02:00:01

There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.

chesirecat

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 04:51:01

If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.

dapper

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 05:24:01

You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.

holly

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 06:18:01

When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.

holly

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 08:27:01

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

MichelleW

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 12:27:01

Well-behaved women rarely make history.

patty

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 12:51:01

Integrity has no need of rules.

chesirecat

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 04:54:01

People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.

peccili

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 07:18:01

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

dapper

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 08:33:01

Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.

MichelleW

commented 7 Months ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 10:39:01

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

little

commented 7 Months ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 05:06:02

Your perspective is refreshing.

poopface

commented 7 Months ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 06:42:01

Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

chesirecat

commented 7 Months ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 07:48:01

No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.

reggie

commented 7 Months ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 08:15:01

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

holly

commented 7 Months ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 10:39:02

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

pentagon

commented 7 Months ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 01:03:01

Jokes are funnier when you tell them.

doodooface

commented 7 Months ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 01:36:02

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

snickerdoo

commented 7 Months ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 05:51:01

If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.