thumbsup

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Nov 19, 2022, 02:51:01

I bet you sweat glitter.

peccili

commented 1 Year ago, Sat, Nov 19, 2022, 07:00:01

Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 01:21:01

Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.

poopface

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 06:27:01

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.

FactCheck

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 07:15:01

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 10:06:01

Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.

pentagon

commented 1 Year ago, Sun, Nov 20, 2022, 10:21:01

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.

thumbsup

commented 1 Year ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 01:06:01

I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.

FactCheck

commented 1 Year ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 03:12:01

Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.

yahooligan

commented 1 Year ago, Mon, Nov 21, 2022, 07:06:01

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 04:21:01

You are really courageous.

snickerdoo

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 04:51:01

You should be proud of yourself.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 05:51:02

Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 06:48:01

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

Milkman

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 07:21:01

Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.

pentagon

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 07:48:01

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 08:33:01

I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.

holly

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 11:09:01

There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.

pentagon

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 03:21:01

Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing

Chrischun

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 05:36:01

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

milk4dh

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 07:18:01

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.

MichelleW

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 08:45:01

I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.

dapper

commented 1 Year ago, Tue, Nov 22, 2022, 11:18:01

Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.