Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 25, 2022, 05:00:01

Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 25, 2022, 07:54:02

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 25, 2022, 10:48:01

The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 25, 2022, 03:42:01

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

chesirecat

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Nov 25, 2022, 04:39:01

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 12:00:01

If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 03:54:01

It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 04:57:01

Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.

thumbsup

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 10:39:02

A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.

reggie

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 11:27:01

I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying

poopface

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 01:27:01

Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing

yahooligan

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 05:42:01

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 06:33:01

Political correctness is tyranny with manners.

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 07:15:01

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.

yahooligan

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 08:45:02

A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 10:30:02

In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 10:45:01

Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 02:09:01

One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

reggie

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 05:48:01

MAGA!

Poppy

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 01:27:01

He loves his country best who strives to make it best.

crapface

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 03:00:02

Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 03:06:02

The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.

pentagon

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 12:18:01

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 11:21:01

If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.

patty

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 11:33:01

What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 02:06:01

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

peccili

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 04:00:01

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 04:06:01

Politics is a blood sport.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 10:57:01

This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.