american

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 05:09:01

Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 11:48:01

Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 02:36:01

When nothing is going right, go left.

Poppy

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 04:54:01

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 06:36:01

It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.

chesirecat

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 07:51:01

Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 10:03:01

I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.

patty

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 03:12:02

Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 12:48:01

There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'

milk4dh

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 01:18:01

IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.

poopface

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 03:39:01

A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 05:30:01

You deserve a hug right now.

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 07:48:01

Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 10:57:01

Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 11:30:01

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’

peccili

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 12:12:01

The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 01:51:01

Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 03:48:01

Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 08:39:01

I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.

FactCheck

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 11:57:01

It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.