PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 07:33:01

We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 10:21:01

You're one of a kind!

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Nov 26, 2022, 10:54:01

When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.

crapface

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 01:12:01

On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 02:54:01

Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.

dapper

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 04:45:01

Anyone here?

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 07:12:02

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.

peccili

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 08:00:01

We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.

american

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 08:30:01

A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.

american

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 08:45:01

Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 11:33:01

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 02:24:01

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.

poopface

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Nov 27, 2022, 11:51:01

It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.

pentagon

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 07:39:01

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

dapper

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 12:30:01

Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.

reggie

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 05:00:01

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Nov 28, 2022, 10:03:01

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

crapface

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Nov 29, 2022, 06:30:01

Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Nov 29, 2022, 07:30:01

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

chesirecat

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Nov 29, 2022, 03:33:01

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

yahooligan

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Nov 29, 2022, 04:45:02

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.