RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Dec 4, 2022, 04:18:01

What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing

poopface

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Dec 4, 2022, 04:27:01

How do you count cows? With a cowculator.

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Dec 4, 2022, 05:21:01

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Dec 4, 2022, 08:33:01

Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Dec 4, 2022, 09:51:01

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Dec 4, 2022, 10:09:01

In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.

holly

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Dec 4, 2022, 10:42:01

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Dec 4, 2022, 11:18:01

Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.

pentagon

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Dec 5, 2022, 12:09:01

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Dec 5, 2022, 01:48:01

I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Dec 5, 2022, 05:39:01

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Dec 5, 2022, 11:54:01

I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Dec 5, 2022, 01:39:01

As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.

FactCheck

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Dec 5, 2022, 06:39:01

When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.

FactCheck

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Dec 5, 2022, 09:30:02

Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Dec 5, 2022, 10:48:02

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain

chesirecat

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 01:39:01

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 02:57:01

Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”

Poppy

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 03:00:01

Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.

FactCheck

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 11:27:01

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 11:33:01

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 03:12:01

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

patty

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 04:33:01

If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 04:54:01

You're a great example to others.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 04:57:02

There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 06:30:01

Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Dec 6, 2022, 07:33:01

Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray

dapper

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Dec 7, 2022, 08:18:01

When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Dec 7, 2022, 10:54:02

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

milk4dh

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Dec 7, 2022, 11:09:01

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

holly

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Dec 7, 2022, 01:39:01

Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Dec 7, 2022, 03:57:01

Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Dec 7, 2022, 04:15:01

Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.