Milkman

commented 2 Months ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 05:06:01

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.

dapper

commented 2 Months ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 05:27:01

A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.

DannyBoy

commented 2 Months ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 06:12:01

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

PatMall

commented 2 Months ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 11:18:01

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

idiotboy

commented 2 Months ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 01:51:01

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

doodooface

commented 2 Months ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 04:33:01

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

Poppy

commented 2 Months ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 09:30:01

You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'

holly

commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Jan 23, 2023, 05:00:01

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

thumbsup

commented 2 Months ago, Mon, Jan 23, 2023, 03:54:01

Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.

peccili

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 12:42:01

Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!

milk4dh

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 01:12:01

Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.

doodooface

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 03:39:01

The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.

Chrischun

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 07:12:02

You're a great listener.

Chrischun

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 08:36:01

I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message

snickerdoo

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 10:15:02

Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.

poopface

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 11:27:01

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

yahooligan

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 12:00:01

The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 01:48:01

You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.

Chrischun

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 08:33:02

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

chesirecat

commented 2 Months ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 11:09:01

This just in, I don't give a shit.

yahooligan

commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 25, 2023, 12:30:01

amazing!

doodooface

commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 25, 2023, 01:33:01

Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.

patty

commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 25, 2023, 06:24:01

Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.

holly

commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 25, 2023, 07:48:01

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!

Milkman

commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 25, 2023, 10:27:02

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

chesirecat

commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 25, 2023, 01:21:01

There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.

doodooface

commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 25, 2023, 02:18:01

Never ask a starfish for directions.

reggie

commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 25, 2023, 02:57:01

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

peccili

commented 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 25, 2023, 09:24:01