patty

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 2, 2023, 08:24:01

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 2, 2023, 10:12:01

Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 2, 2023, 10:30:01

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 2, 2023, 11:24:01

1/20/25

poopface

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 2, 2023, 11:03:01

This sentence is a lie.

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 03:36:01

There is a god. And He hates us.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 05:30:02

And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.

poopface

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 07:30:01

I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.

Poppy

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 12:54:01

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!

snickerdoo

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 02:12:01

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 03:45:01

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 05:51:01

If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 07:18:01

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 07:48:01

Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 09:21:01

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

milk4dh

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 02:24:01

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 05:45:01

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 06:30:01

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

crapface

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 08:06:01

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 08:33:01

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 03:06:01

If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 06:45:01

You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 06:57:01

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

milk4dh

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 08:45:01

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates

crapface

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 10:33:01

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.

poopface

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 11:39:01

Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.

pentagon

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 02:06:01

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.

holly

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 03:51:01

A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 05:03:01

Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 05:09:01

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

holly

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 06:45:01

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

pentagon

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 10:15:01

In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.

american

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 02:18:01

The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 02:27:01

Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 03:12:01

Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.

american

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 03:18:02

My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 05:15:01

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 05:42:01

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.

patty

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 10:09:01

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.