sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 12:42:01

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 02:36:01

Your voice is magnificent.

FactCheck

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 03:45:01

It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 06:00:01

Again, this is really, really bad advice.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 06:54:01

The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 09:51:01

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.

holly

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 11:30:01

In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 06:03:02

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 09:51:01

Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 02:15:01

Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.

american

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 02:54:01

The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand

crapface

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 03:00:01

Governments change. The lies stay the same.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 04:06:01

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

chesirecat

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 04:24:01

Oh brother!

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 04:48:01

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

thumbsup

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 05:33:01

Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.

chesirecat

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 06:09:01

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

yahooligan

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 06:36:02

This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 12:45:01

Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 04:15:01

Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.

dapper

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 12:54:01

You seem to really know who you are.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 06:27:01

Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 10:21:01

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich

pentagon

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 10:45:01

Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.

poopface

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 11:36:01

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 12:54:01

What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

thumbsup

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 04:48:01

Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.

patty

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 06:06:01

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 07:03:01

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 08:42:01

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

FactCheck

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 11:48:01

Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.