yahooligan

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 09:36:01

Don't make me come over there and do your job

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 10:03:01

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

crapface

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 12:12:01

I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 01:39:01

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.

milk4dh

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 02:15:01

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

poopface

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 03:33:01

If lying is leaving, truth is just believing

milk4dh

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 05:24:02

You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 06:12:01

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.

FactCheck

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 06:42:01

Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 07:21:01

Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.

dapper

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 08:51:01

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.

idiotboy

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 10:12:02

Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.

peccili

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 01:12:01

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

yahooligan

commented 4 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 08:06:01

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

american

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 04:00:01

MAGA!

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 09:27:01

My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield

snickerdoo

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 09:39:02

So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 11:18:01

Truthfulness is the main element of character.

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 12:27:01

We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place

thumbsup

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 04:21:01

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 06:24:01

To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 07:48:01

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 08:15:01

You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.

peccili

commented 4 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 09:06:01

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 01:51:01

I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.

reggie

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 01:57:01

amazing!

reggie

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 03:45:01

Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.

american

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 07:00:01

Death is hereditary.

Chrischun

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 01:18:01

I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 01:57:01

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 06:06:01

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 06:45:01

Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!

little

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 08:24:01

The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.