yahooligan

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 09:36:01

Don't make me come over there and do your job

sexybrain

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 10:03:01

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

crapface

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 12:12:01

I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.

MichelleW

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 01:39:01

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.

milk4dh

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 02:15:01

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

poopface

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 03:33:01

If lying is leaving, truth is just believing

milk4dh

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 05:24:02

You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.

RunRonnieRun

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 06:12:01

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.

FactCheck

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 06:42:01

Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.

doodooface

commented 11 Months ago, Fri, Feb 3, 2023, 07:21:01

Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.

dapper

commented 11 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 08:51:01

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.

idiotboy

commented 11 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 10:12:02

Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.

peccili

commented 11 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 01:12:01

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

yahooligan

commented 11 Months ago, Sat, Feb 4, 2023, 08:06:01

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

american

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 04:00:01

MAGA!

mrdavis

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 09:27:01

My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield

snickerdoo

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 09:39:02

So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.

DonaldTrump

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 11:18:01

Truthfulness is the main element of character.

Milkman

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 12:27:01

We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place

thumbsup

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 04:21:01

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

doodooface

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 06:24:01

To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.

sexybrain

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 07:48:01

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

sexybrain

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 08:15:01

You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.

peccili

commented 11 Months ago, Sun, Feb 5, 2023, 09:06:01

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King

DonaldTrump

commented 11 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 01:51:01

I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.

reggie

commented 11 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 01:57:01

amazing!

reggie

commented 11 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 03:45:01

Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.

american

commented 11 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 07:00:01

Death is hereditary.

Chrischun

commented 11 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 01:18:01

I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.

MichelleW

commented 11 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 01:57:01

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson

RunRonnieRun

commented 11 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 06:06:01

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

MichelleW

commented 11 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 06:45:01

Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!

little

commented 11 Months ago, Mon, Feb 6, 2023, 08:24:01

The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.