DannyBoy

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 20, 2023, 01:36:02

Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

patty

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 20, 2023, 03:00:01

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 20, 2023, 08:45:01

The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.

peccili

commented 4 Months ago, Mon, Feb 20, 2023, 11:45:01

Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Feb 21, 2023, 02:51:01

Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Feb 21, 2023, 05:36:01

A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Feb 21, 2023, 06:24:01

Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

little

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Feb 21, 2023, 06:09:01

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Feb 21, 2023, 07:33:01

It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.

MichelleW

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Feb 21, 2023, 08:21:01

True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.

mrdavis

commented 4 Months ago, Tue, Feb 21, 2023, 10:18:01

Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 03:18:01

A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 03:45:01

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

patty

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 05:27:01

Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 09:45:01

Politics is more difficult than physics.

american

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 10:39:01

You have a good head on your shoulders.

PatMall

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 11:03:01

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray

peccili

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 01:18:01

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 02:15:01

You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)

crapface

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 02:21:01

He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

doodooface

commented 4 Months ago, Wed, Feb 22, 2023, 03:27:01

Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.

patty

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 02:15:01

Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.

holly

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 02:18:01

Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.

Milkman

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 02:27:01

I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.

reggie

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 02:36:01

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

holly

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 03:03:01

You are strong.

pentagon

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 04:09:01

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 07:33:01

Thank you for being there for me.

crapface

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 01:09:01

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.

holly

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 03:03:01

If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.

sexybrain

commented 4 Months ago, Thu, Feb 23, 2023, 06:24:01

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.