patty

commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Mar 2, 2023, 07:42:01

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.

dapper

commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Mar 2, 2023, 08:33:01

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

milk4dh

commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Mar 2, 2023, 09:18:01

If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.

Chrischun

commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Mar 2, 2023, 10:57:01

You have a good head on your shoulders.

chesirecat

commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Mar 2, 2023, 11:21:02

Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go

chesirecat

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 12:06:01

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Poppy

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 12:15:01

Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying

little

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 12:42:01

It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright

Poppy

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 02:30:01

You're a great example to others.

MichelleW

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 05:00:01

A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.

Milkman

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 07:12:01

Wow!

mrdavis

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 09:18:01

To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.

dapper

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 03:33:01

Murica!

Poppy

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 04:57:01

Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

sexybrain

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 05:06:01

I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.

Chrischun

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 3, 2023, 05:48:01

The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.

peccili

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 01:42:01

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

patty

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 02:57:01

Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.

dapper

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 03:45:02

When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.

american

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 04:51:01

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

chesirecat

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 04:57:01

A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.

MichelleW

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 04:57:01

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

crapface

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 05:57:01

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

patty

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 07:06:01

You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

Milkman

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 08:06:01

Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.

sexybrain

commented 3 Months ago, Sat, Mar 4, 2023, 09:15:01

Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.

snickerdoo

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 01:09:02

Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.

sexybrain

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 02:39:01

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

holly

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 03:18:01

Love does not dominate; it cultivates.

sexybrain

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 04:42:01

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

poopface

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 06:18:01

Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.

Poppy

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 09:27:01

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.

doodooface

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 10:27:01

My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield

DonaldTrump

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 12:57:01

You always find something special in the most ordinary things.

reggie

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 01:39:01

In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.

Poppy

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 05:48:01

Everything would be better if more people were like you!

FactCheck

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 09:06:01

Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.

crapface

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 09:21:01

You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.

patty

commented 3 Months ago, Sun, Mar 5, 2023, 11:39:01

Haha i like it!