poopface

commented 3 Months ago, Tue, Mar 14, 2023, 07:39:01

What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.

Milkman

commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Mar 15, 2023, 06:06:02

When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.

PatMall

commented 3 Months ago, Wed, Mar 15, 2023, 06:30:01

When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.

chesirecat

commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Mar 16, 2023, 07:09:01

He who laughs last, didn't get it.

little

commented 3 Months ago, Thu, Mar 16, 2023, 10:12:02

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

dapper

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 17, 2023, 02:48:01

I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

sexybrain

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 17, 2023, 11:06:01

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

sexybrain

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 17, 2023, 01:27:01

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates

reggie

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 17, 2023, 02:36:01

As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...

yahooligan

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 17, 2023, 05:12:01

If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.

snickerdoo

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 17, 2023, 07:33:01

We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.

holly

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 17, 2023, 08:12:01

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Milkman

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 17, 2023, 09:06:01

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

RunRonnieRun

commented 3 Months ago, Fri, Mar 17, 2023, 11:51:01

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.