little

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:54:01

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:51:02

I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:06:02

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:36:01

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:00:01

You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games

american

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:00:01

You should be proud of yourself.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 01:24:01

When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 01:54:01

If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:03:01

He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:33:01

Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:03:01

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:33:02

Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:06:01

Nope. Didn't happen.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:33:01

There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 08:57:01

When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:03:01

Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:27:01

‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:33:01

Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:09:01

Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:15:02

When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 05:12:02

Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:00:01

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:09:01

A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:45:01

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 08:57:01

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:30:01

Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:36:01

If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:54:01

We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 12:18:01

Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 02:21:01

There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 02:36:01

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 02:39:01

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 03:21:01

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 03:27:01

He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 05:03:01

Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 07:33:01

Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 11:21:01

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 11:36:01

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 11:54:01

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 12:54:01

Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 02:12:01

There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 03:30:01

There is no gambling like politics.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 03:54:01

1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 08:39:01

What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 09:00:01

Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, May 10, 2023, 10:00:01

I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 12:06:01

Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 12:21:01

It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 01:30:01

Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 02:06:01

The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 02:12:01

Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 02:21:01

In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 03:42:01

Oh no, what am I going to do?

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 04:06:01

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 04:45:01

I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 05:18:01

Truthfulness is the main element of character.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 05:54:01

This message approved by Joseph Biden

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 06:30:01

You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 06:36:01

...not that anyone cares

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 07:03:01

I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 07:48:01

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 08:09:01

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 10:06:01

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 12:12:01

Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 12:51:01

Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 04:27:01

The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 06:09:02

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 07:24:01

If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 08:48:01

Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, May 11, 2023, 10:12:02

Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.