What really happened to the man from a parallel universe who bewildered Japan

1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:08:26
A businessman, whom people say looked just like any other traveler, arrived at Haneda Airport in Tokyo. Upon checking his passport, authorities found that he came from Taured, a country that does not exist. The man became angry and confused, insisting t...

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DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:36:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:39:01
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:51:01
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:09:02
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:12:02
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:33:01
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:48:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:51:01
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:42:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:57:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:48:01
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:15:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:15:01
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:48:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:12:01
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:15:02
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:33:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:48:01
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:51:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:54:01
Your integrity determines your destiny.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:00:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:09:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:12:01
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:24:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:51:01
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:21:01
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:42:01
Why do they write stories like this?
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:03:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:09:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:51:01
You're great at figuring stuff out.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:09:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:36:01
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:48:01
You bring out the best in other people.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:30:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:33:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:03:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:12:01
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:18:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:24:01
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:45:01
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:51:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:54:01
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:15:01
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:48:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:54:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:21:01
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:54:01
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:21:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:39:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:06:01
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:21:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:27:01
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:30:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:48:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:06:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:27:01
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:09:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:15:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:27:01
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:30:01
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:36:01
Anyone here?
american
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:12:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:42:02
Never judge a book by its movie.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:57:01
You have a great sense of humor.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:21:01
Integrity has no need of rules.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:39:02
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:45:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:00:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:18:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:45:01
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:03:01
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:09:02
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:21:01
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:27:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:33:01
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:36:01
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:39:01
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:42:01
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:51:01
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:03:01
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:06:02
I am too lazy to be lazy.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:09:01
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:27:01
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:36:02
You seem to really know who you are.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:39:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:45:01
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:54:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:57:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:06:01
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:12:01
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:18:01
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:21:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:33:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:36:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
little
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:51:01
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:00:01
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:12:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:15:01
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:18:01
FAKE news!!!
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:27:01
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:33:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:51:01
Thank you for being you.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:57:01
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:12:01
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:15:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:24:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:27:01
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:30:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:33:01
The time is always right to do what is right.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:36:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:45:02
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:06:01
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:12:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:18:02
Your creative potential seems limitless.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:21:01
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:24:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:36:01
MAGA!
little
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:45:01
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:48:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:54:01
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:57:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:00:01
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:12:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:15:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:24:01
Why do I read these things?
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:33:01
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:39:01
Those things that hurt, instruct.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:48:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:51:01
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:57:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:00:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:03:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
american
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:12:01
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:18:01
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:27:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:30:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:39:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:42:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:54:01
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:00:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:06:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:24:01
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:27:01
You deserve a hug right now.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:30:01
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:33:01
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:51:01
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:54:01
I'm inspired by you.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:57:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:03:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:06:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:09:01
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:12:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:15:01
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:24:01
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:30:01
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:33:01
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
american
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:36:02
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:39:01
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:42:01
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:57:01
Haha i like it!
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:06:01
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:12:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:15:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:18:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:21:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:27:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
little
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:30:01
Fact check: didn't happen.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:48:01
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:51:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:03:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:12:01
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:15:01
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:18:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:21:01
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:24:01
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:27:01
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:33:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:54:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:00:01
Your voice is magnificent.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:03:01
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:18:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:24:01
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:30:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:45:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:54:01
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:00:01
Don't make me come up there!
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:15:01
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:18:01
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:24:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:27:01
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:30:01
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:33:01
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:36:01
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:39:01
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:42:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:57:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:03:01
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:09:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:15:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:18:01
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:21:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:27:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:39:01
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:45:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:48:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:57:01
You're a great example to others.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:03:01
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:06:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:12:01
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:27:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:33:01
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:39:01
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:42:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:45:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:54:01
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:00:01
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:03:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:21:01
Never judge a book by its movie.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:27:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:39:01
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:42:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:57:01
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:03:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:06:01
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:09:01
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:15:01
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:27:01
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:45:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:48:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:51:01
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:54:01
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:57:01
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:03:01
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:06:01
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:12:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:15:01
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:18:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:24:01
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:30:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:33:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:45:02
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:54:01
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:00:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:06:01
With our thoughts, we make the world.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:12:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:24:01
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:39:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:06:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:09:01
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:12:01
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:15:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:21:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:24:01
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:39:01
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:45:01
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:48:01
You have a good head on your shoulders.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:57:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:03:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
american
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:15:01
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:24:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:36:01
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:42:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:45:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:51:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:54:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:00:01
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:03:01
Today is like the best day
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:06:01
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:09:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:12:01
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:18:01
This just in, I don't give a shit.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:24:02
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:27:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:33:01
Integrity is the basis of trust.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:48:01
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:51:01
You're so thoughtful.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:54:02
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:00:01
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:06:01
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:09:02
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:15:01
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:18:01
Where's the beef?
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:24:02
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:30:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:39:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:42:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:54:01
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:57:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:03:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:15:01
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:18:01
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:33:01
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:39:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:45:01
We are what we think
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:51:01
You always know just what to say.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:03:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:12:01
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:27:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:30:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:39:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:51:01
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:54:01
You have the courage of your convictions.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:00:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:03:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:06:01
Good :3
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:15:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:27:01
Our community is better because you're in it.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:33:01
Death is hereditary.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:42:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:45:01
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:57:01
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:03:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:06:01
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:12:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:18:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:27:01
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:30:01
You deserve a hug right now.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:33:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:42:01
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:45:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:51:01
You are making a difference.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:57:01
Never judge a book by its movie.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:00:01
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:15:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:21:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:36:01
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:42:01
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:03:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:06:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:12:01
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:21:01
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:24:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:27:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:30:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:33:02
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:42:01
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:45:01
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:51:01
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:57:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:03:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:06:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:09:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:21:01
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:24:02
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:27:02
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:33:01
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:36:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:45:01
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:54:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:06:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:15:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:24:01
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:42:01
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:48:02
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:03:01
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:09:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:12:01
Thank God I’m an atheist.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:15:01
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:18:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:21:01
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:24:02
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:27:01
Integrity is determined behavior.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:39:01
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:42:01
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:15:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:21:01
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:27:02
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:30:01
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:33:01
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:45:01
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:48:02
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:51:01
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:06:01
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:09:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:12:01
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:15:01
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:24:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:30:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:33:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:36:01
The time is always right to do what is right.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:39:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:42:01
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:45:01
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:48:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:24:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:27:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:36:01
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:39:01
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:45:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:54:01
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:57:01
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:09:02
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:18:01
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:21:01
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:24:01
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:36:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:39:01
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:42:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:45:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:48:01
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:06:02
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:09:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:24:01
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:30:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:36:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:39:01
A man who lies cannot love.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:54:01
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:00:01
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:03:01
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:09:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:15:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:21:01
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:27:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:39:01
Those things that hurt, instruct.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:42:02
Boring!
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:45:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:48:01
You have the best ideas.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:51:01
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:57:01
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:00:01
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:24:01
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:33:01
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:36:01
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:39:02
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:45:01
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:51:01
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:00:01
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:03:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:06:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:15:01
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:18:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:21:01
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:36:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:42:01
Why is this news?
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:51:02
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:00:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:03:01
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:21:01
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:30:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:45:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:48:02
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:54:01
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:03:01
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:06:02
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:18:01
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:21:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:24:01
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:36:01
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:39:02
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:42:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:00:01
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:03:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:09:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:12:01
Integrity is what you feel.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:18:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:24:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:27:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:42:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:00:01
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:06:01
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:12:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:18:01
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:27:01
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:30:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:33:01
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:36:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:45:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:54:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:57:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:03:01
You have the best style.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:06:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:12:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:15:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:24:01
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:36:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:39:01
Concentration is the secret of strength.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:42:02
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:45:01
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:48:01
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:54:01
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:57:01
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:00:01
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:06:01
Turn your wounds into wisdom
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:12:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:27:01
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:30:01
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:33:01
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:57:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:00:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:06:02
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:09:02
Character is what you are in the dark.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:15:01
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:18:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:21:01
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:39:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:51:01
Being around you makes everything better!
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:54:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:57:01
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:03:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:06:01
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:09:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:18:01
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:27:01
And I took that personally...
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:30:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:36:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:39:01
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:42:01
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:48:01
Keep your head up and be patient.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:57:01
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:00:01
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:06:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:12:01
You're a gift to those around you.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:30:02
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:33:01
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:39:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:57:01
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:03:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:09:01
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:18:01
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:24:01
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:27:01
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:30:01
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:36:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:42:02
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:45:01
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:51:02
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:06:01
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:09:01
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:18:01
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:21:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:24:01
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:30:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:33:01
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:42:01
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:45:01
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:48:01
This sentence is a lie.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:06:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:12:01
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:15:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:24:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:39:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:48:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:54:01
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:06:01
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:09:01
Amen!
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:15:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:21:01
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:27:02
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:39:02
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:42:01
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:45:01
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:48:01
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:51:01
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:54:01
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:00:01
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:12:01
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:15:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:18:02
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:21:01
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:27:01
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:30:01
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:33:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:45:01
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:03:01
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:06:01
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:09:01
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:12:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:24:01
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:30:01
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:36:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:42:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:51:02
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:06:01
This message approved by Donald J Trump
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:24:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:36:01
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:42:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:51:01
Thank you for being you.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:54:01
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:00:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:03:01
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:06:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:12:01
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:21:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:24:01
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:27:01
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:42:01
I can do this all day
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:51:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:57:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:06:01
In other news, the sky is blue.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:15:02
Integrity is what you feel.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:21:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:27:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:30:02
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:33:01
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:42:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:45:01
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:51:01
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:54:01
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:03:01
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:12:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:15:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:18:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:27:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:36:01
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:39:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:45:02
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:48:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:54:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:00:01
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:06:01
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:09:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:12:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:27:01
Toxic people come in all flavors.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:33:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:39:01
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:42:01
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:45:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:57:01
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:24:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:30:01
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:36:01
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:39:02
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
FactCheck
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:42:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:45:01
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:00:01
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:09:02
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:12:01
Boring!
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:15:01
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:18:01
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:24:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:27:01
Oh no, what am I going to do?
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:33:01
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:36:01
Ho Boy!
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:39:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:42:01
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:45:01
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:48:02
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:54:01
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:57:01
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:03:01
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:06:01
Love it!
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:18:01
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:30:02
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:39:01
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:42:01
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:45:02
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:51:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:00:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:03:01
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:12:01
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:15:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
DonaldTrump
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:24:01
Character is what you are in the dark.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:30:02
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:33:01
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:36:01
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:45:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:51:02
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:03:01
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:12:01
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Poppy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:21:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
dapper
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:45:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:48:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:51:01
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:54:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:57:01
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:00:02
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
pentagon
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:03:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
peccili
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:06:01
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:09:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:15:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:18:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:27:01
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:36:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:45:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:48:01
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:57:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:00:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:03:02
Keep your head up and be patient.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:06:02
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:09:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:12:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:15:01
Fav'd!
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:18:01
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
mrdavis
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:21:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:27:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:30:01
amazing!
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:48:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:51:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:57:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:03:01
Trump 2024!
milk4dh
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:09:01
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:18:01
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:27:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:39:01
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
reggie
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:45:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:48:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:51:01
Thank you for being you.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:00:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:03:01
Why do I read these things?
crapface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:15:01
You have impeccable manners.
Chrischun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:21:01
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:27:01
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:30:01
I love my country, not my government.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:33:02
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
snickerdoo
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:36:01
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:42:01
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
RunRonnieRun
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:57:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
thumbsup
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:00:01
Turn your wounds into wisdom
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:06:01
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:09:01
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
Milkman
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:12:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
poopface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:15:01
Babies and small animals probably love you.
doodooface
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:18:01
Alright alright alright.
chesirecat
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:24:01
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:30:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:33:02
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
yahooligan
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:42:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
patty
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:48:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
PatMall
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:51:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
american
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:54:01
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
idiotboy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:57:01
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:03:02
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:27:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
MichelleW
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:36:01
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
little
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:42:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
DannyBoy
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:45:02
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
sexybrain
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:48:01
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
holly
commented 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:54:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.