DannyBoy

commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:21:01

The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.

Chrischun

commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 09:54:02

Learn sign language, it’s very handy.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:51:01

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 04:57:01

You're strong.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:30:01

Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 09:30:01

A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 10:39:01

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 02:42:01

Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 06:21:01

I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 09:39:01

Change the world by being yourself.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 09:57:01

I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 10:06:01

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 02:42:01

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 04:12:01

The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 04:45:02

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 06:00:02

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 07:06:01

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 08:06:02

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 08:30:01

Never underestimate the ego of a politician.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 09:00:01

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 09:12:01

Alright alright alright.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 1, 2023, 10:06:01

You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 03:30:01

I love my country, not my government.

little

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 03:33:01

Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 04:06:01

I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 05:00:01

Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 05:36:01

Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 08:45:01

Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 12:03:01

Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 02:30:01

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 04:54:01

A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 06:09:01

Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 2, 2023, 07:45:01

Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 03:45:02

Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 04:48:01

A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 05:24:01

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 07:03:01

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 12:45:02

No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 03:00:01

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 03:45:01

The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 03:51:01

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 04:45:01

Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 05:54:01

I really like this!

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 06:30:01

People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 07:09:01

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 09:24:02

There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Mon, Jul 3, 2023, 09:39:01

A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.