Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 09:24:01

You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 10:33:02

We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 10:51:01

The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 10:57:02

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 11:00:02

I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 11:42:01

A life of integrity is a life of stability.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 12:21:01

Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 12:27:01

Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 01:06:01

You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 01:18:01

The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 01:48:01

I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 02:15:02

You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 02:39:01

Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 02:57:02

You have a good head on your shoulders.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 03:15:01

Everything would be better if more people were like you!

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 03:54:01

One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 04:06:01

Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 04:12:02

A man who lies cannot love.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 04:18:01

It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 04:39:01

Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 04:51:02

Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 04:54:01

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 05:03:01

You should be proud of yourself.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 05:15:01

I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 05:30:01

Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 05:36:01

Keep your heels, head and standards high.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 05:51:01

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 05:57:01

Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 06:18:01

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 06:24:01

Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 07:42:01

Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 08:09:01

You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 08:30:01

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 08:42:01

The road to success is always under construction.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 08:51:01

I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 09:33:01

The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 09:54:01

Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 10:00:01

Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 10:03:01

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 10:27:01

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 10:33:02

Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 11:30:01

A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 11:39:01

Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 11:42:02

You are really courageous.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Tue, Jul 4, 2023, 11:48:01

Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 12:00:01

True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 12:21:01

Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 12:30:01

You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 12:39:01

People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 12:42:01

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 01:12:01

But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 01:36:01

We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 01:51:01

Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 02:15:01

A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 03:09:01

The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 03:18:01

Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 03:42:01

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 04:03:01

In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 04:09:01

Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 04:27:01

Good :3

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 05:06:01

When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 05:18:01

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 05:48:01

Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 05:57:01

Change the world by being yourself.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 06:30:01

Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 06:48:01

The ballot is stronger than the bullet.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 07:21:01

When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 07:24:01

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 07:33:01

A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 07:39:01

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 07:45:01

Oh no, what am I going to do?

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 07:48:01

Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 08:36:01

Learn sign language, it’s very handy.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 08:54:01

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 09:27:01

To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 09:33:01

You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 09:54:01

Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 10:39:01

A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.

little

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 11:03:01

If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 11:36:01

The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 12:00:01

The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 12:27:01

Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?

american

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 12:33:01

Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 12:57:01

Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 01:00:01

Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 01:09:02

All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 01:42:01

Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 02:15:01

Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 02:21:01

The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 02:30:01

The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 03:15:01

Why is this news?

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 03:24:01

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 03:30:01

You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 03:33:01

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 03:54:01

Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 04:36:01

Again, this is really, really bad advice.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 04:45:01

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 04:54:01

Our strength grows out of our weakness.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 04:57:01

You are making a difference.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 05:09:01

Patriotism is a menace to liberty.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 05:21:01

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 05:36:01

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 06:06:01

In other words, you're fucked.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 06:18:01

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 06:30:02

Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 06:33:01

Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 06:36:01

Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 07:15:01

If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 07:21:01

I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 07:48:01

These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 08:06:01

Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 08:18:01

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 09:24:01

Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 09:27:01

I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 09:36:01

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 09:54:01

Never underestimate the ego of a politician.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 09:57:01

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch

american

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 10:27:01

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

little

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 10:36:01

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 10:39:01

What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

little

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 10:45:01

You are the most perfect you there is.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 10:54:01

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 10:57:02

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 11:21:02

When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 11:24:01

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 11:42:01

When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 11:54:01

Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Wed, Jul 5, 2023, 11:57:01

Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 12:12:01

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 12:45:01

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 01:00:01

A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 01:12:01

Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 01:21:01

You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 01:30:01

Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 01:48:01

Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 02:00:01

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 02:03:01

Governments change. The lies stay the same.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 02:18:01

Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 02:30:01

The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 03:24:02

Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 03:27:01

Best day ever!

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 03:30:01

Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 03:39:01

IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 03:51:01

We will either find a way, or make one.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 03:54:01

It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 04:06:01

Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 04:42:02

He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 04:51:01

I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 05:42:01

At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 05:57:01

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:03:01

Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:06:01

What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:15:01

Concentration is the secret of strength.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:27:01

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:45:01

During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 07:06:01

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 07:30:01

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 08:03:01

hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 08:18:01

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 09:09:01

Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 10:12:01

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 10:42:01

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 11:09:02

Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 11:48:01

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 12:39:01

Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 01:00:01

Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 01:21:01

They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 01:45:01

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 01:48:02

Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 02:09:01

You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 02:15:02

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 02:18:01

Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 02:24:01

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 03:09:01

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 03:24:01

Never judge a book by its movie.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 04:21:01

Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 04:24:01

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 04:51:01

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 05:24:01

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 05:30:01

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 05:48:01

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:12:01

Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:15:01

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:39:01

There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:48:01

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 06:54:01

This is not information anyone needed.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 07:00:01

Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 07:09:01

Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 07:21:01

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 07:30:01

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 07:57:01

Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 08:00:01

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 08:36:01

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 08:51:01

Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 09:06:02

When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 09:27:01

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 09:33:01

I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 10:06:02

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 10:36:01

Your perspective is refreshing.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 10:39:01

Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 10:54:01

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 11:45:02

Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 6, 2023, 11:51:01

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 12:30:01

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 01:30:01

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 02:09:01

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 02:30:02

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 02:33:01

Integrity is the essence of everything successful.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 02:54:01

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 03:12:01

The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 03:33:01

Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects

american

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 03:39:01

I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.

little

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 03:45:01

In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 03:54:01

Amen!

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 03:57:01

Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 04:51:01

There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 05:27:01

Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 05:30:01

You deserve a hug right now.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 06:09:01

Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 06:27:01

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 06:30:01

You're someone's reason to smile.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 06:36:01

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 06:39:01

You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 06:45:01

When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:15:01

Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:18:01

wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:27:01

When you say you will do something, I trust you.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:42:01

Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:12:01

One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:15:01

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

little

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:21:01

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:27:01

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:36:01

If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:42:01

Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 09:06:01

It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 09:15:01

In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 09:24:01

Best day ever!

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 09:33:01

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 09:39:01

So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 10:18:01

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 10:24:01

Dream big and dare to fail.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 10:30:01

I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 11:12:01

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 11:39:01

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 11:57:01

I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 12:00:01

Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 12:09:01

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 12:12:01

I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 12:15:01

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 12:24:02

Concentration is the secret of strength.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 12:33:01

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 01:09:01

I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 01:27:01

It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 01:57:01

When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 02:03:01

One man with courage makes a majority.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 02:09:01

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 02:21:01

That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 02:36:01

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 03:03:01

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 03:27:01

Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 03:39:01

Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 04:03:01

Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 04:15:01

There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 04:33:01

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 05:06:02

By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 05:42:01

Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:00:01

You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:09:01

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:15:01

It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:27:01

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:39:01

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 07:51:01

Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:12:01

There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:24:01

When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:51:01

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 08:57:01

The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 09:09:01

Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 09:54:01

Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 10:54:01

Well-behaved women rarely make history.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 11:33:01

In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 11:36:01

You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 11:51:01

It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 7, 2023, 11:57:01

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.