RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 10:06:01

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 10:18:01

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 10:36:01

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 10:45:01

When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 11:18:01

Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 12:06:01

Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 12:24:01

Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 12:36:01

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 12:54:01

It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 02:09:01

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 03:18:01

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 04:45:01

You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 05:00:01

But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 05:21:01

No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 05:57:01

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 06:15:01

I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 06:24:01

I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 07:21:01

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 08:48:01

Why do I read these things?

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 08:51:01

Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 09:27:01

But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 09:33:01

Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 10:24:01

Your perspective is refreshing.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 11:39:01

I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 12:09:01

My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 12:30:01

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner

little

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 12:48:01

I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 01:27:02

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 01:51:01

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 03:30:01

I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 03:51:01

You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 04:03:01

God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 04:18:01

Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 07:15:01

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 09:54:01

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 11:30:01

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 12:09:01

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 02:51:01

Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 05:15:01

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 06:54:01

Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 08:18:01

It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 09:21:02

It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 10:03:01

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 01:00:01

Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 01:24:01

Those things that hurt, instruct.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 04:24:01

True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 06:15:01

There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 07:12:01

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 09:24:01

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 10:03:01

Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 10:15:01

You should be proud of yourself.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 03:45:01

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

yahooligan

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 06:39:01

Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.

peccili

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 07:06:01

You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 08:06:01

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 08:48:01

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 10:00:01

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 10:12:01

I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 12:27:02

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 03:33:01

I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 06:51:01

I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 07:27:01

Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 08:33:01

What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 09:24:01

Can't we all just get along?

mrdavis

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 11:45:01

Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 02:21:01

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.

american

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 02:45:01

The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 03:24:01

It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 10:21:01

It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.