PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 11:00:01

Thank God I’m an atheist.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 11:03:01

Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you

american

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 11:36:01

When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 03:51:02

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 04:21:01

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 05:03:01

Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 06:21:01

Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 06:57:01

Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

idiotboy

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 08:27:01

You have impeccable manners.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 10:33:02

The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 10:42:01

Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 10:57:01

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Thu, Jul 13, 2023, 11:09:01

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 01:09:01

It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 02:15:02

The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 03:12:01

Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 03:27:01

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

milk4dh

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 05:30:01

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 07:12:01

Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 07:42:01

Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 09:39:01

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

Chrischun

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 12:03:01

Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 02:24:01

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 07:30:01

A man of integrity can be trusted.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 08:39:01

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 09:36:01

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 09:54:01

It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Fri, Jul 14, 2023, 11:03:01

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 02:18:01

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.

DonaldTrump

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 02:51:01

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 04:30:01

I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 04:39:01

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 06:06:01

Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 06:54:01

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.

sexybrain

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 07:21:01

Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.

FactCheck

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 07:54:02

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 08:42:01

In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.

poopface

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 11:09:01

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 12:00:01

There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.

dapper

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 12:06:01

Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 12:33:01

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 01:39:01

Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 02:33:01

I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.

snickerdoo

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 06:36:01

There's good people on both sides.

little

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 06:45:01

Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom

RunRonnieRun

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 08:15:01

He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.

doodooface

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 10:42:02

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Sat, Jul 15, 2023, 11:00:01

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

crapface

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 12:06:01

Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on

little

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 01:57:01

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 02:18:01

hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

Poppy

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 02:42:01

Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 04:57:02

One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 05:54:01

When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 07:33:01

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Milkman

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 08:03:01

When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 08:39:01

Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.

patty

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 11:03:01

When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 01:15:01

It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 01:30:01

If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.

reggie

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 01:33:01

When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.

holly

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 01:39:01

Our community is better because you're in it.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 03:12:01

You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.

chesirecat

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 03:18:01

Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.

DannyBoy

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 04:21:01

The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.

PatMall

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 04:42:02

If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..

pentagon

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 06:06:01

If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.

MichelleW

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 06:45:01

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

thumbsup

commented 5 Months ago, Sun, Jul 16, 2023, 07:24:01

Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.