Gran Turismo takes weekend box office crown over Barbie after all Article

Gran Turismo takes weekend box office crown over Barbie after all

4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:00:02

The box office results are in and Sony’s racing movie “Gran Turismo” won the weekend over “Barbie,” after all. As is usually the case with new wide releases, “Gran Turismo’s” total also included earnings from Thursday night pre-shows ($1....

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MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:03:01

Those who throw dirt only lose ground.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:06:01

I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:09:01

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:12:01

I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:21:02

Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.

idiotboy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:27:02

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:33:01

On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:39:01

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:42:01

Politics is a blood sport.

mrdavis

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:51:01

My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:57:01

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:06:01

Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:12:01

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:18:01

Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:21:01

When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:24:01

Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.

patty

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:27:01

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:39:01

Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:51:02

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:03:01

What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:06:01

If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:12:01

It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:15:01

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:24:01

It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:36:01

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:51:01

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

patty

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:03:01

Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.

mrdavis

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:12:01

Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:18:01

If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:21:01

When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.

idiotboy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:24:01

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

dapper

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:27:01

If only common sense were more common.

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:30:01

There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:36:01

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:42:01

Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:45:01

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

dapper

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:48:01

Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:51:01

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:54:01

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:57:01

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:00:01

You have the best ideas.

patty

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:03:01

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:06:01

I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:12:01

Best day ever!

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:15:01

Never underestimate the ego of a politician.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:21:01

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:27:01

When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:39:01

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:45:01

So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:48:01

Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:54:01

If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:09:02

Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:12:01

If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:15:01

Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:21:02

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:24:01

One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!

patty

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:27:01

Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:30:01

The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:42:01

All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:12:02

When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.

patty

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:15:01

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

patty

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:18:01

The only journey is the one within.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:27:02

True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:33:01

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:39:01

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:42:01

The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.

mrdavis

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:51:01

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:54:01

A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.

dapper

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:00:01

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:09:01

Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:12:01

Flame on!

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:15:01

Believe you can and you're halfway there.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:18:01

Beauty is a light switch away . . .

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:21:01

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:24:01

You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:27:01

We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.

crapface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:33:01

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:39:01

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:42:01

When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:45:02

If only common sense were more common.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:51:02

Governments change. The lies stay the same.

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:57:01

Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:06:01

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:18:01

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:24:01

I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:27:01

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:30:01

Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:42:01

Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:51:01

Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:54:01

crapface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:57:01

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:06:01

Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:09:02

A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:12:01

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:21:01

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:27:01

The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:30:01

That color is perfect on you.

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:33:01

The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:48:01

You're one of a kind!

mrdavis

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:51:01

People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 10:09:02

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 10:24:01

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 10:27:01

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

mrdavis

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 10:45:01

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:15:01

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:18:01

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.

mrdavis

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:21:01

I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:48:01

Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:54:01

There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.

idiotboy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:00:01

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:03:02

wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:06:02

Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:09:01

Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:18:01

Politics have no relation to morals.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:24:01

Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:30:01

Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:33:01

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:42:01

Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:45:01

Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:54:01

You always know just what to say.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:03:01

To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:15:01

The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:18:01

If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:21:01

At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:24:01

A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:30:01

You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:36:01

When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:45:01

If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:54:01

amazing!

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:03:01

It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:09:01

We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place

patty

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:12:01

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:18:01

If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:21:01

if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:30:01

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:36:01

My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:48:01

Fake!

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:51:01

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:00:01

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:09:01

Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:12:01

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:15:01

Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:21:01

The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:24:01

IDK, this doesn't seem right.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:27:01

Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:36:01

Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:42:01

When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:48:01

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:54:01

Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:57:01

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:03:01

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:06:01

Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:09:01

Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:15:02

Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:21:01

A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:24:01

I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:27:01

Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:33:01

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:39:01

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:51:01

Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:57:01

Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.

idiotboy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:03:01

I love my country, not my government.

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:12:01

A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:18:01

Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:21:01

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:24:01

If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:33:01

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:36:01

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:39:01

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:45:01

Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:48:01

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:54:01

Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:00:01

The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:03:01

If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:06:01

Best day ever!

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:15:01

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:21:01

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:24:01

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

crapface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:27:01

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:30:01

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:39:02

Make each day your masterpiece.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:48:01

The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:51:01

Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:09:01

You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)

idiotboy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:15:01

When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:18:01

We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:24:01

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:30:01

There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:36:01

Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:39:01

Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:48:02

Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:54:01

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:57:01

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:00:01

My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:09:01

Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:12:01

We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:24:01

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:27:01

Toxic people are largely untreatable.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:30:01

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:33:01

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:39:01

Dream big and dare to fail.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:48:01

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:51:01

You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:57:01

He who laughs last, didn't get it.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:12:01

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:15:02

I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:33:01

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.

mrdavis

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:00:01

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:12:01

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:30:01

You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:42:01

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:45:01

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:57:01

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

mrdavis

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:06:01

If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:36:01

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:39:01

I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:42:01

Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:45:01

*this

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:48:01

Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:06:01

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:15:01

In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:33:01

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:48:01

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:03:01

But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow

crapface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:09:02

If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:18:01

Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:21:01

Those who throw dirt only lose ground.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:45:01

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:48:01

What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:51:01

Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:00:01

Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.

idiotboy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:03:02

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:21:01

Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:27:01

Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:39:01

Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:51:01

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:57:01

Ho Boy!

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:12:01

When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:15:01

I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:30:01

The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:51:01

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:57:01

Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:00:02

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:06:02

You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:42:01

I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:27:01

If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:30:01

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:33:01

Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:39:01

There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:57:01

They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:18:01

I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:30:01

Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:33:01

Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:39:01

When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:42:02

If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.

thumbsup

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:48:01

It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:51:01

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:54:01

Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:21:01

It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:36:01

Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:42:01

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:48:01

It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:57:01

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:00:01

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:06:01

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:24:01

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:27:02

Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:42:01

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

patty

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:54:01

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:09:01

I appreciate you.

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:12:01

Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.

idiotboy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:21:01

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:27:01

The ballot is stronger than the bullet.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:30:01

Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:42:01

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:48:01

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:51:01

You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:54:01

Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:12:01

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:21:01

We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:24:01

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:36:01

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:42:01

You have the courage of your convictions.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:45:01

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:48:01

I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:57:01

There's good people on both sides.

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:15:01

IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:54:01

Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:00:01

Agreed!

patty

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:18:02

Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:24:01

Best day ever!

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:27:01

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:36:01

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin

PatMall

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:42:01

I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.

crapface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:51:01

Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:06:02

Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:09:01

Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:36:02

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:48:01

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:00:01

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:24:01

The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.

reggie

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:27:01

Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.

DannyBoy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:45:01

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:09:01

All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:12:01

You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:30:01

It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:33:01

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:03:01

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:06:01

When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.

dapper

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:09:01

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:27:01

We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:51:01

He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.

dapper

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:54:01

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:03:01

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:09:01

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:18:01

This just in, I don't give a shit.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:24:02

Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:36:01

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:09:01

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:18:01

It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:21:02

The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:24:01

Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:30:02

Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:36:01

In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:42:01

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

mrdavis

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:27:01

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:39:01

At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.

MichelleW

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:42:01

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:48:01

In other news, the sky is blue.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:00:02

Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:12:01

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:18:01

Political correctness is tyranny with manners.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:42:01

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 11:12:01

Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 11:33:01

Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 11:45:01

I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:00:01

Trump 2024!

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:57:01

Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:24:01

The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:21:01

When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:30:01

I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:42:02

To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.

DonaldTrump

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:54:01

Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:42:01

By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:54:01

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:42:01

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.

idiotboy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:03:01

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.

dapper

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:27:01

The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.

snickerdoo

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:36:01

He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

doodooface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:57:01

Milkman

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:15:01

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Poppy

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:27:01

I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.

little

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:51:01

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:00:01

We will either find a way, or make one.

poopface

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:21:01

Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.

RunRonnieRun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:33:01

I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:33:01

Are comments back? This is great.

yahooligan

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 12:12:01

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 02:57:01

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers

chesirecat

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 03:39:01

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.

holly

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 04:00:01

Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.

sexybrain

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 05:09:01

Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.

peccili

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 05:12:01

There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity

FactCheck

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 06:36:02

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Chrischun

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 07:51:01

Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.

milk4dh

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 08:42:01

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

pentagon

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 10:45:01

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

american

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 11:24:01

Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)

dapper

commented 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 11:42:01

Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.

chesirecat

commented 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 01:09:01

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.

milk4dh

commented 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 01:39:01

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

crapface

commented 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 03:09:01

I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

milk4dh

commented 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 04:09:01

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

RunRonnieRun

commented 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 08:36:01

You're more fun than bubble wrap.

holly

commented 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 09:48:02

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

snickerdoo

commented 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 10:27:01

The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb

milk4dh

commented 3 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 11:24:01

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.