american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 08:03:01

Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.

crapface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 08:06:01

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

crapface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 08:15:01

By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 08:33:02

The first step is you have to say that you can.

holly

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 09:18:02

Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 10:18:01

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

chesirecat

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 10:21:01

A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.

Poppy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 10:27:01

Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.

Poppy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 10:51:02

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 10:57:01

Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 11:24:01

Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!

MichelleW

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 11:27:01

If only common sense were more common.

milk4dh

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 12:30:01

If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.

idiotboy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 01:42:01

Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 02:33:01

When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 02:36:01

Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 03:12:01

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.

Milkman

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 04:00:01

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

peccili

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 05:21:01

So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.

milk4dh

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 05:24:01

Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.

holly

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 07:21:02

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

thumbsup

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 09:18:01

A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 10:33:01

Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 11:03:01

You're like a breath of fresh air.

idiotboy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 11:18:01

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:36:01

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

reggie

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:39:01

It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.

MichelleW

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:57:01

The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:39:01

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.

Milkman

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:18:01

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

pentagon

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:51:01

Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.

little

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:03:02

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:24:01

It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:33:01

I can do this all day

MichelleW

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:57:01

If only common sense were more common.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:09:01

I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:21:01

Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:03:02

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

reggie

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:24:01

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

pentagon

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:12:01

A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:00:01

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.

PatMall

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:57:01

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.

DannyBoy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:18:01

You seem to really know who you are.

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:00:01

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:24:01

The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.

milk4dh

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:51:01

If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?

little

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:54:01

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

little

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:30:01

You are enough.

poopface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:09:01

Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:09:01

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

milk4dh

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:45:01

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

FactCheck

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:21:01

Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:24:01

You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:00:01

The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:51:01

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:36:01

Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.

american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:39:01

I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:06:01

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:24:01

Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:30:01

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:45:01

Murica!

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:51:01

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.

idiotboy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:03:01

You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.

Poppy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:57:01

The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.

american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:18:01

Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.

peccili

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:45:01

We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:15:01

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

reggie

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:18:01

You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:27:01

Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?

FactCheck

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:09:02

Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

FactCheck

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:06:01

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:54:01

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

MichelleW

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:21:01

The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins

Poppy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:45:01

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:54:01

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:57:01

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.

little

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:30:01

There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.

holly

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:42:01

America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:27:01

Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:06:01

Don't regret the past, just learn from it.

PatMall

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:27:01

who is this written for?

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:18:02

When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.

peccili

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:39:01

There is a god. And He hates us.

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:03:01

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:12:01

When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:18:01

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:57:01

Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:24:01

I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:57:01

Integrity is what you feel.

idiotboy

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:21:01

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

doodooface

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:09:01

Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.

mrdavis

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:45:01

As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.

DonaldTrump

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:51:02

In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.

yahooligan

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:09:01

There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:15:01

I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.

reggie

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:03:02

I am too lazy to be lazy.

poopface

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:18:01

I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.

poopface

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:12:01

I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:54:01

A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.

milk4dh

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:21:01

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.

sexybrain

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:09:01

You always find something special in the most ordinary things.

MichelleW

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:15:01

So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

holly

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:27:01

Want some advice? Stand down.

crapface

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:45:01

When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.

idiotboy

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:33:02

Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.

snickerdoo

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 12:57:01

Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.

pentagon

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:39:01

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.

Poppy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:09:01

When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:48:01

MAGA!

poopface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:36:01

We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:42:02

If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.

Chrischun

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:45:01

No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.

milk4dh

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:09:01

Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours

Milkman

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:15:01

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!

yahooligan

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:18:01

He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.

dapper

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:24:01

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.

poopface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:39:01

If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.

milk4dh

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:18:01

If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.

reggie

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:39:01

Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.

idiotboy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 12:06:01

Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.

poopface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:27:01

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?

chesirecat

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:03:01

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:15:01

The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.

holly

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:57:01

You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.

milk4dh

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:12:01

When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."

pentagon

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:36:01

The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.

Milkman

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:48:01

To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.

little

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:57:01

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:27:01

You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!

mrdavis

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:21:01

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:12:02

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney

DannyBoy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:27:01

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.

mrdavis

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:57:01

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

mrdavis

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:30:01

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Chrischun

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:36:01

Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.