FactCheck

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 11:12:01

Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 11:18:01

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 11:36:01

Thank God I’m an atheist.

pentagon

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 12:33:01

Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

crapface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 01:06:01

America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 03:42:01

The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.

peccili

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 04:18:01

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 04:42:01

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

milk4dh

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 05:39:01

Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 06:12:01

You bring out the best in other people.

FactCheck

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 06:15:01

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.

milk4dh

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 06:21:01

Where's the beef?

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 06:39:01

If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.

Milkman

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 07:39:01

They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.

snickerdoo

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 07:57:01

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 09:36:01

You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 09:39:01

A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 09:51:01

The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 11:45:01

How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

reggie

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:06:01

I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:24:01

A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.

snickerdoo

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:42:01

Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.

snickerdoo

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:06:01

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:42:01

Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.

chesirecat

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:51:01

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

DannyBoy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:33:01

Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.

poopface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:27:01

Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:36:01

The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:18:01

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.

pentagon

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:27:01

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

thumbsup

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:33:01

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.

idiotboy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:48:02

Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.

idiotboy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:00:01

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

idiotboy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:36:02

A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.

holly

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:48:01

If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.

PatMall

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:09:01

Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

snickerdoo

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:51:01

A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.

FactCheck

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:03:01

My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!

MichelleW

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:39:01

Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.

snickerdoo

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:18:01

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:30:01

You're a great listener.

snickerdoo

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:45:01

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

Poppy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:09:01

Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:21:01

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:30:01

Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.

reggie

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:33:01

You're a great listener.

american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:03:01

I bet you sweat glitter.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:06:01

The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand

pentagon

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:09:02

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you

chesirecat

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:18:01

You are enough.

milk4dh

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:09:01

My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:27:01

Fact check: didn't happen.

poopface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:30:01

Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:42:01

Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:51:01

Trump 2024!

thumbsup

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:54:02

It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:06:01

Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:39:01

Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying

Poppy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:33:01

When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:03:01

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:09:01

The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:54:01

As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:30:01

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

FactCheck

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:42:01

Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:27:01

The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.

Milkman

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:51:01

A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:15:01

Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.

DannyBoy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:27:01

I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.

peccili

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:00:01

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:54:02

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:15:01

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

peccili

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:24:01

Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.

idiotboy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:03:01

Wow!

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:27:01

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.

pentagon

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:24:01

On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:54:01

If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:36:01

I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.

snickerdoo

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:36:01

Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:39:02

So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:54:01

Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.

poopface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:15:01

Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.

mrdavis

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:42:01

Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.

chesirecat

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:51:01

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.

Chrischun

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:36:01

Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.

idiotboy

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:30:01

You're a smart cookie.

PatMall

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:09:02

He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:03:01

I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:33:01

Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.

PatMall

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:36:01

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

holly

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:24:01

Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.

holly

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:51:01

I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.

mrdavis

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:12:01

Hanging out with you is always a blast.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:45:01

You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.

yahooligan

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:06:01

A life of integrity is a life of stability.

yahooligan

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:12:01

You're strong.

mrdavis

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:21:01

I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

poopface

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:24:01

who is this written for?

milk4dh

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:24:01

Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.

crapface

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:54:01

The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.

pentagon

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 12:24:01

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:36:01

Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.

snickerdoo

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:12:01

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:24:01

Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.

holly

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:51:01

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

patty

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:03:01

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.

milk4dh

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:21:01

To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.

patty

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:27:01

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

PatMall

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:39:01

If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.

yahooligan

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:15:01

I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.

MichelleW

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:06:01

Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.

crapface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:48:01

Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.

doodooface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:24:01

My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.

RunRonnieRun

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:27:01

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:48:01

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.

Chrischun

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:45:01

The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.

chesirecat

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:00:01

Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.

MichelleW

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:03:01

I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!

DannyBoy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:09:01

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:09:01

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

Poppy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:00:01

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

MichelleW

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:06:01

It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!

Chrischun

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:21:01

Keep your heels, head and standards high.

FactCheck

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:27:02

Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics

yahooligan

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:54:01

Your voice is magnificent.

poopface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:06:01

When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.

Milkman

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:33:01

I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.

chesirecat

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:48:01

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.

little

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:54:01

No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.

Poppy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:03:01

I can do this all day

little

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:15:01

Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.

little

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:42:01

When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.

chesirecat

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:42:01

Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.

DonaldTrump

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:54:01

I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.

FactCheck

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:09:01

All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:15:01

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.

pentagon

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:45:02

There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'