DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 01:18:01

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 02:15:01

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 03:21:01

He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 04:54:01

Don't wait. The time will never be just right.

reggie

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 05:09:01

Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.

milk4dh

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 05:12:01

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

MichelleW

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 05:54:01

Oh no, what am I going to do?

PatMall

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 07:06:01

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 07:54:01

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

holly

commented 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 08:18:01

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:18:01

You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:27:01

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

FactCheck

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:45:01

A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.

holly

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:12:01

Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:15:01

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

thumbsup

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:45:01

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:03:01

IDK, this doesn't seem right.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:45:01

People living deeply have no fear of death.

peccili

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:42:01

He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio

holly

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:30:01

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:45:01

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

holly

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:12:01

Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:27:01

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:54:01

When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:57:01

A few people of integrity can go a long way.

snickerdoo

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:06:01

These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:12:01

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.

milk4dh

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:33:02

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.

idiotboy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:57:01

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!

american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:18:01

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:00:01

You help me be the best version of myself.

american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:54:01

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.

DannyBoy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:36:01

Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

DannyBoy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 03:51:01

True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.

dapper

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:18:02

You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:36:01

Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:45:01

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:57:01

A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.

little

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:15:01

I'm inspired by you.

reggie

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:18:01

In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:42:01

A man should be upright, not be kept upright.

yahooligan

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:21:01

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain

thumbsup

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:27:01

Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:24:01

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:33:01

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

chesirecat

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:33:02

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.

Poppy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:00:01

Dream big and dare to fail.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:21:01

Your creative potential seems limitless.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:15:01

Cool story bro.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:33:01

Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.

chesirecat

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:00:01

The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.

chesirecat

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:51:01

You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:12:01

The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.

crapface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:00:02

You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:33:01

You're more helpful than you realize.

american

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:45:01

Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.

thumbsup

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:03:01

If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:51:01

The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.

reggie

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:39:01

Keep your head up and be patient.

Chrischun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:45:01

Trump 2024!

RunRonnieRun

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:15:01

The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.

Milkman

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:21:01

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

mrdavis

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:48:01

You are enough.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:21:01

I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’

sexybrain

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:24:01

Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.

PatMall

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:06:02

If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.

little

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:21:01

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

holly

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:09:01

You make my insides jump around in the best way.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:03:01

Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.

poopface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:18:01

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

poopface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:45:01

Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.

patty

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:57:01

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’

idiotboy

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:03:01

Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.

doodooface

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:09:01

Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.

DonaldTrump

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:24:01

So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

FactCheck

commented 2 Weeks ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:45:01

Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.

DannyBoy

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:48:01

A few people of integrity can go a long way.

Chrischun

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:00:01

You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.

milk4dh

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:42:01

A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.

patty

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:54:01

One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!

mrdavis

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:27:01

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

doodooface

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:54:01

Ho Boy!

holly

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:18:01

The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.

poopface

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:39:01

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:15:01

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

thumbsup

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:30:01

Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.

snickerdoo

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:24:02

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

pentagon

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:48:01

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson

FactCheck

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:57:01

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

dapper

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:00:01

Lying is done with words and also with silence.

milk4dh

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:21:01

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

MichelleW

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:36:01

It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:51:01

When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.

PatMall

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:03:01

You have impeccable manners.

Poppy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:30:01

Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.

sexybrain

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:36:01

In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.

milk4dh

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:24:01

You have a great sense of humor.

RunRonnieRun

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:00:01

Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.

DonaldTrump

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:18:02

Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

crapface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:51:01

If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.

doodooface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:54:01

A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:18:01

Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.

reggie

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:06:01

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Chrischun

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:15:01

Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

poopface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:06:01

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson

DannyBoy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 12:12:01

Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.

pentagon

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 12:45:01

There's good people on both sides.

pentagon

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:09:01

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:24:01

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.

Milkman

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:45:01

Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom

PatMall

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:48:01

Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing

Poppy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:51:01

If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.

american

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:54:01

Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:12:01

Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.

doodooface

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:18:02

When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.

snickerdoo

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:54:01

Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

idiotboy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:57:01

The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:51:01

Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.

idiotboy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:48:01

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin

idiotboy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:24:01

Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward

peccili

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:00:01

I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Poppy

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:09:01

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’

MichelleW

commented 1 Week ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:48:01

it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.