6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 02:05:50

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MichelleW
commented 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 03:15:01
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
sexybrain
commented 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 03:33:01
Haha i like it!
FactCheck
commented 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 06:09:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
milk4dh
commented 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 06:18:01
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
MichelleW
commented 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 07:45:01
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
DannyBoy
commented 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 07:48:01
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
Poppy
commented 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 08:36:01
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
MichelleW
commented 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 10:51:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
holly
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:12:01
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
holly
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:21:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
doodooface
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:09:01
Thank God I’m an atheist.
little
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:12:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
thumbsup
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:27:01
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
FactCheck
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:06:01
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
mrdavis
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:12:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
FactCheck
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:12:01
In politics, guts is all.
mrdavis
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:54:01
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
RunRonnieRun
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:57:01
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
chesirecat
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:21:01
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
thumbsup
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:09:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
FactCheck
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:54:01
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
holly
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:21:01
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
reggie
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:36:01
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
american
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:51:01
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
poopface
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:33:01
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
PatMall
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:00:01
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
Poppy
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:18:01
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
peccili
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:27:01
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
holly
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:39:01
You have impeccable manners.
sexybrain
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:48:01
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
DannyBoy
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:51:01
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
DannyBoy
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:15:01
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
little
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:51:01
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
thumbsup
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:06:01
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
reggie
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:12:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
PatMall
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:27:01
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
doodooface
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:36:01
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
doodooface
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:12:01
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
milk4dh
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:27:02
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
pentagon
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:45:01
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
RunRonnieRun
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:48:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
patty
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:42:01
Wow!
patty
commented 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:54:02
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
snickerdoo
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:06:01
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
pentagon
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:45:02
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
milk4dh
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:15:01
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
RunRonnieRun
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:24:01
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
RunRonnieRun
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:39:02
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
MichelleW
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:00:01
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
doodooface
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:42:01
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
snickerdoo
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:30:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
DonaldTrump
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:39:02
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
idiotboy
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:48:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
PatMall
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:51:01
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
dapper
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:54:01
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
patty
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:45:01
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
idiotboy
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:06:01
I love my country, not my government.
mrdavis
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:12:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
doodooface
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:45:01
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
DannyBoy
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:33:01
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
doodooface
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:48:01
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
Milkman
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:12:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
Poppy
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:30:01
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
Chrischun
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:03:01
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
RunRonnieRun
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:33:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
holly
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:45:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
DonaldTrump
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:24:01
You bring out the best in other people.
little
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:54:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
doodooface
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:27:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
FactCheck
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:21:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
idiotboy
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:12:01
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
idiotboy
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:18:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
milk4dh
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:03:01
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
FactCheck
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:51:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
mrdavis
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:00:01
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
poopface
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:03:01
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
yahooligan
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:48:01
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
poopface
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:45:01
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
chesirecat
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:48:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
crapface
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:00:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
doodooface
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:39:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
RunRonnieRun
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:48:01
You're really something special.
mrdavis
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:09:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
holly
commented 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:30:02
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
sexybrain
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 12:18:01
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
DonaldTrump
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 12:51:01
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
peccili
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:06:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
thumbsup
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:39:01
Trump 2024!
reggie
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:45:01
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
crapface
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:42:01
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
chesirecat
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:27:01
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
thumbsup
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:33:01
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
sexybrain
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:51:01
I am too lazy to be lazy.
FactCheck
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:03:01
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
poopface
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:12:01
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
poopface
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:00:01
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
idiotboy
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:33:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
chesirecat
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:30:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
patty
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:06:01
Ho Boy!
Milkman
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:03:01
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
sexybrain
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:12:02
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
snickerdoo
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:33:01
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
snickerdoo
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:06:01
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
DannyBoy
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:42:01
Best day ever!
pentagon
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:15:01
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
patty
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:06:01
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
reggie
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:09:01
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
peccili
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:33:01
Some lies are just kindness.
snickerdoo
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:00:01
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
pentagon
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:09:01
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
DannyBoy
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:15:01
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
holly
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:45:01
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
pentagon
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:00:01
Your creative potential seems limitless.
little
commented 6 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:06:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.