The Best Stand-Alone Episodesas Chosen by TV Writers and Showrunners

9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:00:12
From Atlanta to The Office, these are the episodes that the makers of shows like Abbott Elementary and Bob’s Burgers can’t get enough of.

Comments

reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:09:02
You are making a difference.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:18:01
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:36:01
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:45:01
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:51:01
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:54:01
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:06:01
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:18:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:42:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:54:01
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:00:01
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:03:01
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:09:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:33:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:39:01
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:57:01
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:27:01
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:30:02
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:57:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:24:01
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:33:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:42:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:48:01
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:54:01
In politics, guts is all.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:15:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:36:01
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:48:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:00:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:12:01
That color is perfect on you.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:27:01
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:39:01
Politics is a blood sport.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:57:01
Your integrity determines your destiny.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:33:02
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:39:01
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:06:01
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:09:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:15:01
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:18:01
Can February march? No, but April may.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:21:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:24:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:30:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:36:01
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:48:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:51:01
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:57:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:06:01
Why do they write stories like this?
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:09:01
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:12:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:15:01
And I took that personally...
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:18:01
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:24:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:39:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:42:01
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:48:01
You are making a difference.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:51:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:57:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:06:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:09:01
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:18:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:27:01
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:39:01
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:42:01
This message approved by Joseph Biden
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:45:01
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:48:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:54:01
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:57:01
In other words, you're fucked.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:09:01
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:12:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:15:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:24:01
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:30:01
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:33:01
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:51:01
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:00:01
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:06:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:09:01
You have the best style.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:12:01
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:24:02
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:39:01
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:42:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:45:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:48:01
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:51:01
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:54:01
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:06:01
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:09:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:12:02
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:24:01
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:27:01
Ho Boy!
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:30:01
Wow!
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:33:01
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:42:01
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:48:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:51:01
I can do this all day
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:57:01
I'm grateful to know you.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:00:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:12:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:15:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:21:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:24:02
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:27:01
I don't care.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:30:01
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:42:01
You help me feel more joy in life.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:45:01
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:48:01
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:51:01
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:54:01
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:00:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:06:01
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:09:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:18:01
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:27:01
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:30:01
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:33:01
Make each day your masterpiece.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:39:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:45:01
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:48:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:57:01
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:03:01
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:06:02
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:18:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:21:01
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:27:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:36:02
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:45:02
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:57:01
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:09:01
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:15:01
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:21:01
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:24:01
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:30:01
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:39:01
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:42:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:48:01
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:57:01
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:03:01
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:06:01
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:09:01
If only common sense were more common.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:12:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:18:02
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:36:01
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:39:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:45:01
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:48:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:54:01
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:57:01
There's good people on both sides.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:00:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:03:01
I really like this!
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:06:01
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:12:01
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:24:01
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:33:02
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:39:01
God bless you all!
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:45:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:48:02
The first step is you have to say that you can.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:51:01
Thank God I’m an atheist.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:54:01
With our thoughts, we make the world.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:00:01
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:03:01
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:06:01
Fake!
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:12:01
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:24:01
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
little
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:27:01
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:33:02
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:36:01
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:39:01
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:42:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:48:01
Politics is a blood sport.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:51:01
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:54:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:00:02
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:03:01
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:06:01
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:09:02
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:18:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:21:01
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:24:01
This message approved by Donald J Trump
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:27:01
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:39:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:42:01
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:45:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:06:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:27:01
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:36:01
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:42:01
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:57:01
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:06:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:15:01
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:21:01
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:27:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:51:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:54:01
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:57:01
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:03:01
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:06:01
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:15:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:24:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:27:01
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:30:01
Make each day your masterpiece.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:45:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:57:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:00:01
You have the best ideas.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:09:01
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:30:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:33:02
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:36:01
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:39:01
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:42:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:48:01
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:54:02
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:57:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:09:01
This world is getting sick
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:12:01
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:15:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:21:01
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:24:01
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:27:01
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:36:01
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:39:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:42:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:45:01
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:54:01
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:03:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:06:01
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:18:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:21:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:24:01
I don't care.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:27:01
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:33:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:39:01
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:45:02
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:54:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:57:01
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:00:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:06:01
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:09:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:18:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:27:01
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:30:01
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:33:02
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:39:01
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:45:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:54:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:21:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:24:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:27:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:39:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:45:02
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
american
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:57:01
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:06:01
Can't we all just get along?
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:24:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:48:01
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:15:01
Your name suits you to a T.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:21:01
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:33:01
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:48:01
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:54:01
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:27:01
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:30:02
You are strong.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:39:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:45:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:24:01
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:33:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:36:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:39:01
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:45:01
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:51:02
You help me be the best version of myself.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:30:01
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:39:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:00:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:03:01
You're wonderful.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:18:01
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:24:01
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:27:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:45:01
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:15:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:18:01
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:21:01
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:30:01
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:33:02
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:48:01
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:21:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:27:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:33:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:39:01
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:33:01
You're strong.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:36:01
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:45:01
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:48:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:51:01
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:57:01
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:18:01
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:24:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:30:01
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:27:01
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:39:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:51:01
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:03:01
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:15:01
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:45:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:51:01
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:54:01
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:57:01
I appreciate you.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:21:02
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:00:02
You are making a difference.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:03:01
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:06:01
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:24:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:39:01
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:48:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:00:01
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:27:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:18:01
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:27:01
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:30:01
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:33:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:30:01
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:39:01
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:00:01
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:48:02
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:54:01
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:57:01
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:06:01
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:27:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:33:01
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:51:01
Want some advice? Stand down.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:57:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:27:01
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:39:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:48:01
People living deeply have no fear of death.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:51:01
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:57:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:00:01
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:42:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:33:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:24:01
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:57:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:09:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:15:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:21:02
The time is always right to do what is right.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:27:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:30:01
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:48:01
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:51:01
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:57:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:15:01
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:21:01
You are really courageous.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:30:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
patty
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:36:01
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:45:01
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:51:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:54:01
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
poopface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:00:01
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:03:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:09:01
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:24:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:30:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:33:01
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:39:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:54:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:03:01
Change the world by being yourself.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:18:01
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:36:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:39:01
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:42:01
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:45:01
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:06:01
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:12:01
Oh no, what am I going to do?
american
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:18:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:39:01
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:45:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:00:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:06:01
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:09:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:21:01
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:39:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:51:01
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:57:01
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:06:02
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:48:02
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:54:01
I am too lazy to be lazy.
doodooface
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:21:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:24:01
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:39:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:42:01
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:45:01
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:51:01
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:15:01
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:24:01
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:27:01
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:30:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:06:01
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:12:01
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:24:01
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
peccili
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:30:01
You're wonderful.
PatMall
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 07:03:01
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:36:01
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:45:01
Alright alright alright.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:54:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
Poppy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:57:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:24:01
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:30:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:39:01
amazing!
idiotboy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:45:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:57:01
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:57:01
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 11:15:01
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 11:30:01
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:27:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:30:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
chesirecat
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:45:01
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:12:01
Oh no, what am I going to do?
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:24:01
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
thumbsup
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:33:01
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
Milkman
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:39:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:48:01
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
pentagon
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:03:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:18:02
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
crapface
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:39:01
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:42:01
Why do I read these things?
yahooligan
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:06:01
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:12:02
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:18:01
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:54:02
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
DonaldTrump
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:21:01
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
sexybrain
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:36:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
american
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:51:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
MichelleW
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:00:01
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:21:01
Make each day your masterpiece.
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:33:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
mrdavis
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 07:36:01
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
snickerdoo
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:15:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
reggie
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:39:01
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
dapper
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:06:01
You always know just what to say.
RunRonnieRun
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:09:01
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
holly
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:15:01
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
Chrischun
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:42:01
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
little
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:00:01
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
FactCheck
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:18:01
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
milk4dh
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:36:01
Oh no, what am I going to do?
DannyBoy
commented 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 11:30:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.